How accurate is this description of what we do?

If it doesn't spell out pagination responsibilities, then the job description is nowhere near complete. The vast, vast majority of sports writers also have to design, and journalism schools aren't doing their students justice by failing to properly prepare them for that.

 

The profile forgot to mention we get to eat hot dogs and drink beer while we work.

That's what my paper's new receptionist said when I introduced myself and told her what I did.

 

Well stated.

 

I think she recently broke wind.

 

She's wondering what it would be like to do a sportswriter!