What's your favorite Seinfeld line?

-- "Like a frightened turtle!"

-- "A muffin can be very filling."

 

Frank: Elaine is so, uh -- what's the word? -- supercilious.

 

I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

 

"And you want to be my laytex salesman".

 

Nurse, get me a schtickel of flouride.

 

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced.

I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

 

One of my buddies saw Seinfeld at a movie theater in Cleveland, of all places, and choked trying to come up with a quote to approach him with. He had settled on, "That's a pretty big matzo ball hanging out there," but he waited too long and the moment passed. Much like George waited too long for jerk store.

 

Those aren't buoys!

 

The final scene from The Jimmy:

Kramer: Ah! here here Listen ... "Dear Penthouse, I want to tell you about an experience I recently had. I'm a dentist and one afternoon my hygienist and I decided to have a little fun with one of our patients. Of course none of our patients had any idea exactly of what we were up to. I was still wondering what if ..." (Jerry stops and seems bewildered).

 

"Let's go watch 'em carve that fat bastard up."


"The Bro."
"Manzeer."
"BRO!"
"MANZEER!"

 

Elaine (exasperated): People!
Jerry: They're the worst.

 

George: How do women know about shrinkage? (They see Elaine walking down the hall) Elaine! Get! (She enters) Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?
George: No.
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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