Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Two words, Jay: Blump-kin. Show your lady just how well you cleaned that bathroom.

 

You are filthy.

Tell the truth, what man wouldn't love to get in bed knowing there are $100 worth of snacks on the nightstand??

And what woman wants to be at a guy's place, wondering if she can use that last towel for her hair??

Towels and snacks. Oh, and new 600-thread count sheets. You really don't need more than that.

(ps, there aren't enough towels in the world for a NIAFL gathering, especially if ChrisL shows up.)

 

BigDog would prepare a basket of toiletries for him.

 

Thank goodness we have a league name already.

The Towels And Snacks Fantasy League--or the TASFL--just doesn't roll off the tongue like NIAFL.

 

I think right about now Jay is giving her the Osi.

 

How about something classy?

Start with a film festival of Tin Cup, Happy Gilmore and Caddyshack.

Give her an autographed copy of "How To Make Love Like A Porn Star." Use a Hi-liter liberally.

Jager bombs!

And nothing, but nothing, says welcome like a tube of Astroglide.

 

I underlined the fuck scenes for you.

 

They teach you how to underline in college.

 

Not the fuck scenes, they don't!

 

You guys are spot on with cleaning the bathroom with this guy.

Jay, I heart you dearly, but I hope you remember what I found in your bathroom the first time I went to your house years and years ago.

I'm sure you're all wrapped up in your lady friend now, but just be yourself. And don't come on too strong. Seriously.

Let her try to fit into your world, don't mold yours around her.

 

And one more thing: Steve, don't cum yet.

 

C'mon, this thread isn't designed for actual advice.