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This guy here is dead!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by kingcreole, Feb 24, 2008.

  1. doctor x

    doctor x Member

    Tried the corner and missed.
     
  2. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it.
     
  3. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    c'mon noob. The thread ain't that long:

    http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/53302/

    I'll have a yeungling, just because people here think it's ...
     
  4. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?
     
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Didn't he say, "You must be very proud" after great little dancer ....
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    From the script:

    Taylor: By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. Hell of a dancer. You must be very proud.

    Rexman is trying to ignore Taylor, but failing badly. Taylor flashes a sign to Vaughn. Vaughn goes into his windup.

    Taylor: But that guy she was with... I mean I'm sure he's a close personal friend of yours and all, but tell me...

    Vaughn releases his pitch.

    Taylor: ...Why was he wearing her panties on his head?

    Rexman, completely unnerved, takes a feeble swing and hits a high pop-up out in front of the plate.

    Taylor: Uh oh, Rexie, I don't think that one's got the distance. Maybe if the wind comes up.

    Taylor moves out two steps and makes the catch easily, ending the game.
     
  7. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I laughed just reading that.
     
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