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O Behold, My Beloved Spawn

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Jones, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i don't think alice qualifies as fine-boned.
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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    My bet is that Samuel Fielden Jones is a little less hairy and has brighter eyes in his mugshots someday (for public rowdiness, not murder...).

    EDIT: But I am sure he will have the same sense of sartorial splendor.
     
  3. lono

    lono Active Member

    Sam may have thought of her as finely boned, once he got through with her. Close enough.
     
  4. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Congrats on the boy!
     
  5. cathack

    cathack New Member

    Congrats. At least your son had to good sense to arrive in the middle of the afternoon, instead the dead of the night.
     
  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Congrats Jonesy!
     
  7. Yeah, that alibi will stand until the birth of little Mother Jones Jones in a couple of years.
    Congrats, guy.
     
  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Congrats, Jonesy. Should I be buying him his first Robertson screwdriver? :D
     
  9. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Now Jones is just hoping that naming his kid after an anarchist isn't a foreshadow of things to come. You know, like if he had named the kid Samuel Wayne Jones the kid would be destined for at least one murder conviction in his life.
     
  10. Congrats Jones. Looking forward to seeing him crap on YouTube.
     
  11. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    Congrats!
    How long til his first double-double (besides his mom ; ) )?
    Hope all of you are doing well.
     
  12. OTD

    OTD Well-Known Member

    Congratulations, Jones. I've got an old-timey Smith-Corona in a handsome carrying case for the lad, whenever he learns which end of it's for typing.
     
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