Who's going to Augusta?

To be fair, my golf shoes ARE the most comfortable walking shoes I have.

 

Drive a car onto the 14th fairway and clip Tiger Woods while you're at it.

 

If you are lucky enough to cover the Masters, you should take orders from friends, family, coworkers for Masters apparel, then add 10-20 percent to the cost for your pinch. Everybody's happy.

 

That's OK if it's a Buick.

 

BYH would love that.

 

If you're betting on the winner, or staying in a house with Kindred and his pals, don't let the Washington Post ombudsman find out....and hide your Oreos from Feinstein.

 

Nicely played.

 

If you do this, make sure you don't pack it in your suitcase; that you carry it on your person.

Five years ago, a golf-writing buddy of mine took about $500 worth of orders for goodies, most of which he put in his suitcase. One of the TSA folks helped himself to the majority of his stash.

I was lucky. I ordered a hat for my dad and a pin for me and those were in a separate suitcase.

Moral of the story: anything with the Augusta logo is fair game.

 

Do people wear cleats, pads and a helmet to football games?



Oh, nevermind.