Sports Editor. The Kane (PA) Republican

From beyond a veil of insecurity, a presence amongst us seeks to keep the ultimate douche from combat, but the Petty must have what the Petty must have, and a frothy brew was his request.

The gathering throngs of Petty posts past seek to impose their will, more than 18,000 strong, stand as a testament to his inadequacy and, much like his weak “You’re hired” posts that only he finds humorous, his attempts at gaining importance only cause concern for those who seek to lick his acorn-sized johnson.

A true master of his fate, Tom Petty shall now fetch his own beer, and continue to bleat about how important he is, whilst reminiscing of a long-lost friend, Idaguy.

Fetch thy own brew, dear Petty, and suck on these nuts whilst thou are at it.

The Ghost has Risen.

 

look what i saw on the drive to the store, dumb dumb.

 

He's OK. He'll be working for ********* next week.

And answering his own posts.

 

my god, shottie, i hope you're bottling what you have today. this, my friend, is the stuff of legend.

 

Yeah, I just got re-inspired.

 

I need a beer.

 

i'm simply high watching shots at work.