It's really hot, aka I hate my roommate

She really looks skinny in that shot.

 

Not really. My nymph friend visits me once a year; last year, she stopped by on Memorial Day weekend. I'll give her my bed and ride the couch for three or four days. And I'll be happy to do it.


Frank: I had friends in college who used to split the toilet-paper duties, and they were complaining about whose turn it was one day.

I lived in the same dorm all four years, and during my senior year, my room was right outside the fifth-floor supply closet. I got out of class real early because of a test and saw the closet door open. I took a good 15 seconds and threw roll after roll into my room. I must have had 30 rolls. I had enough for my friends' apartment and my ex-girlfriend's deluxe double (a bedroom, common room and a toilet in my dorm) all year. No one complained again.

Anything to save a buck.

 

Wait, you have a nympho friend staying over and you're on the couch? What's that? Oh, you said nymph. Nevermind

 

When he adds water to the package of "seahorses," he has tons of nymph friends.

 

nice, Dooley, nice.

 

Ask her again tomorrow, when, you know, it's not May anymore.

 

Because we're just friends.

It's still hot at IJAG's house. Let's focus on that.

 

Translation: Stay on topic and have a Happy It's Gettin' Hot in Herre, So Take Off All Your Clothes Day.

 

Fixed

 

If you've offered to pay for half the utilities ... and $300 seems like a lot anyway ... you're well within your right to turn the AC on.

Do it.

 

;D