Devices for smuggling alcohol into games

http://www.cracked.com/article_16342_james-bond-boozing-10-amazing-flasks-undercover-drunks.html

Pretty funny, but I really enjoyed the Problem section.

They did, however, fail to mention the cell phone flask.

 

i know of one sure-fire way to get booze into any venue, but why would i want to tip off the stadium cops?

 

No one's going to reach for your rectum flask, Chief.

 

Cowboy boots. Put a fifth down each leg.

 

put on a fake cast and hide the flask under the cast

 

'cept you, big boy.

 

I have the Reef sandals. It is impossible to poor alcohol into those damn things, and weird too. The bottle openers on the bottom are sweet though. Especially when you are on the beach and drinkin' Corona.

 

If not poor alcohol, what about rich alcohol?

 

One pint-sized Ziplock.
One pint of whiskey.
Put one inside the other.
Put it all in your crotch.
Open upon arrival, and mix with Coke — the cola.

Not that I've done it

 

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

Works every time. And should be renamed The Whiskeybelly

 

I heard a story here once where a girl took a dime-bag to a high school football game, and put it in her purse.

She goes down and PETS THE DRUG DOG.

Fucking dog starts doing flips.

 

Is it tough to get the Ziploc bag inside the pint of whiskey?