"Animal House" - not that funny??

Johnny Dangerously is also extremely funny.

Trivia note: Michael Keaton worked with Fred Rogers on MisterRogers Neighborhood.

 

It shoots through schools.

 

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

Was wondering when we were going to see that one. It's a crime it took until page 6 to show.

One other line, that really needs the visual to make it work:

"Thank you, God."

 

Killed in Vietnam by his own troops.

 

Raped in prison.

 

Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

 

You guys playing cards?

 

Herb, we were never in Aisle 6.

And Clue was a million times funnier than anyone had a right to expect.

 

I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

I'd watch Clue before Animal House, any time. Many memorable/quotable scenes, though it's more of a cult classic-like movie.

Mrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

 

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.