Bay to Megan Fox: Go eat!

I thought the movie was great, but that's probably because I had every Transformer when I was a kid. Staring at Megan Fox made me forget the unrealistic aspect of the entire movie and how many other crappy movies Bay has made.

 

I thought the beginning was pretty good with the buildup. The last battle was alright, but I had to watch it on DVD to tell what was going on. In the theater, I felt like I was being raped by a Pink Floyd concert with all the CGI and cut scenes.

The truly epic Michael Bay moment was the transformer whizzing on John Turturro. The middle slowed to a complete halt.

 

So did 'Short Circuit II.'

 

And WALL-E.

 

I thought Rachel Dorn was better.

 

And Short Circuit II ruled. What's better than a gold-plated Johnny 5?

That's right. Nothing.

 

It had really big robots

 

Transformers was a good, but not great, action movie with incredible special effects.
I didn't follow the cartoons or even own the action figures and I followed everything just fine. Spikey=bad guy.
Megan Fox was incredibly hot and probably will continue to be so at any weight, but a woman looks better when she looks like a woman instead of a little boy.
There, I've settled it all. You can kill this thread now.

 

I concur, and I'm typically a brunette guy.

 

I never had any of the toys, because they didn't come out until I was in my 20s. That had no bearing on my enjoyment of this movie, which I found surprisingly fun.

 

I used to fall asleep with my transformers and He-Man toys. My aunt loves to tell that story to whomever wants to listen. It's a good thing my uncle likes to drink, too.

 

That's why I usually separate blondes and non-blondes in these discussions.
Those blue-eyed or green-eyed brunettes just knock me out.