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Caddyshack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Jul 15, 2008.

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  1. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Ahoy, Polloi!

    Where did you come from, a scotch ad?
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #97
  2. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Ty: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
     
    Claws for Concern, Jul 16, 2008
    #98
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    He looks like Dick Cavett!
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #99
  4. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    nanananananananana

    nanananananananana

    That's amazing, sir.

    Thank you very little.
     
    Chef, Jul 16, 2008
    #100
  5. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    Epic.
     
    Jesus_Muscatel, Jul 16, 2008
    #101
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    You know who that guy was?

    Bob Hope?

    Ha ha. No, that guy was Mitch Comestein.
     
    Norman Stansfield, Jul 16, 2008
    #102
  7. pa writer

    pa writer Member

    Lacey: Who's you decorator? Bennihana?
    Ty: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam.
    Lacey: You were in the war?
    Ty Webb: (limping) No... Homo.
     
    pa writer, Jul 16, 2008
    #103
  8. NotCalvinsKid

    NotCalvinsKid Member

    So that's what he said. I honestly never knew.
     
    NotCalvinsKid, Jul 16, 2008
    #104
  9. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    Ty: There's nothing wrong with lumberyards. I own two of them.

    Danny: Notice you don't spend much time there.

    Ty: I don't know where they are.

    ...

    Danny: Where did it go?

    Ty: Right in the lumberyard.
     
    ServeItUp, Jul 16, 2008
    #105
  10. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
     
    Unibomber, Jul 16, 2008
    #106
  11. jimnorden

    jimnorden Member

    they have a pond and a pool. a pond would be good for you.
     
    jimnorden, Jul 17, 2008
    #107
  12. Speedway

    Speedway Member

    Hey, I've only got a little...

    Well, then beat it Terry.
     
    Speedway, Jul 17, 2008
    #108
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