Get the penicillin ready: Rock of Love 3 is happening

If Bret Michaels can't find true love on a reality show stocked with strippers and porn stars, what hope do mere mortals have of finding it?

http://blog.vh1.com/2008-07-16/rock-of-love-3-its-onwith-bret/

 

Good Lord.

They're doing it on a tour bus?

Fail.

 

This will not end well... or healthy

 

"Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test."

Penicillin indeed.

 

A friend of a friend is a roadie for Bret Michaels. This show is, how you say, fake. I know, you're not surprised. But he's had a woman for years. Vh1 is just supporting an aging, balding, over-sexed former rock star's hopes and wishes.

 

Fixed.

 

"Whatever dude. Bret Michaels doesn't need any extra publicity or money! Bret Michaels is doing fine! Bret Michaels is just as awesome, popular and relevant as he was in 1986!"

- Riki Rachtman

 

Who the fuck is Riki Rachtman?

 

Riki Rachtman is the loser former host of Headbangers Ball who hosts the reunion show for Rock of Love every season. He got real defensive once when one of the ladies had the temerity to suggest Bret was doing the show to boost his sagging career.

 

First episode. Someone drank a shot out of another woman's lower region, another puked and then began macking with Michaels, fights, and the best line:

"I'm a Penthouse centerfold and I'm the classiest one here."

 

Yeah, the shot was pretty amazing... I'll never look at a test tube the same way

 

I heard that the first year it was on, just like Tia Tequila is neither bisexual nor single.

I find Bret's insistence on wearing a hat and a bandanna to be dorky beyond compare.