Virgin Tales — Chapter 2

This really should be the basis for HBO's next series.

 

And aren't we on Chapter 3? Initial instalment ... would that have been preface or Chapter 1? I thought the kitchen fire was Chapter 2 ... now I'm confused.

 

This is the thread that just keeps on giving -- to everyone except Jay.

 

Well said. It's amazing what people will put on the Internet these days.

 

This is truly the show about [getting] nothing.

 

I'm still trying to figure out why it's surprising that she had a gay boyfriend. It gives him someone to bring to Thanksgiving, family weddings, etc., who won't expect *him* to put out.

If he was as religious as she is, he may have been grappling with coming out to himself, let alone others.

 

Show up bearing one of these next date.

LINK NSFW!

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-Rabbit-Pearl.asp?dept_id=9081

 

Come on Hank, don't give that goon credit.

Just because the Tigers are done doesn't mean you have to give in.

 

He really won't get any if he brings that home.

 

She probably already has one.

 

That's exactly what I thought.

And I thought every girl had a rabbit these days, after it's appearance on Sex in the City.

 

You'd know better than most of us.