Man stabs brother over Hot Pocket

I love Hot Pockets. But I stopped buying them because I wanted to become a little more healthy. Maybe I should have just switched to Lean Pockets.

 

And a Hot Pockets ad just appeared on TBS.

 

The Hot Pockets jingle has absolutely replaced the By Mennan jingle as the most memorable in advertising history. The catchy, two-second snippet will undoubtedly be ringing in my head for the next several days.

 

My father heated a fork on the stove and branded my uncle when the two once disagreed over some food stuff I can't recall. They were in their mid-teens at the time, I think.

 

Maybe this all part of some postmodern marketing stunt. Those White Sox fans are on the Hot Pocket payroll!

 

This definitely seems like something that could have easily happened in my parents kitchen in high school. Hot Pockets are a commodity.

 

I'd stab anyone on this board for a Hot Pocket.

Sorry all.

 

never, ever forget: 1:42.

 

I just had a couple of Pizza Pockets. They were delicious.

 

this woman knows the rule of 1:42.

 

You ate them? On purpose?

 

1:42 and they come out cold. It's more like 2:27