Bacon Explosion

OK, one, this is just like sushi. I mean cooked and bacony, but still. Two, if you substitute hamburger for the sausage, and add some cheese, ya got a bacon burger wrap. Good times.

I asked my wife if I could make this in the barbecue (I have to ask permission for everything...married 22 years ) and she said that, while it looked incredibly disgusting to her, she could see the attraction for me. She said she would even help me roll it as long as I shared with many other people at some sort of party or something.


She is a good woman. I think I'll keep her.

 

Plenty of things are rolled - pastry, bracciole, joints, crepes - that doesn't make them like sushi.
It just makes them rolled.
Although there does seem to be a correlation between rolled and delicious.

 

Rolled and delicious...the equation. I can't diagram it, but I like it.

 

That would probably taste weird, but it makes me hungry.

 

I also prefer crispy bacon, and I am not a conservative. But the thought of eating this thing makes me queasy. Maybe 20 years ago, when I ate a bacon cheeseburger just about every day.

 

I am resolutely postpartisan on bacon.
Just cook it and give it to me.

 

"Catch a wave, you'll be spending all day on the can."

*mid-tune organ chorus*

 

Butter up that bacon, boy!

Now bacon up that sausage!

But Dad, my heart hurts!

Do it...

 

I saw the original post and didn't even take time to read the rest of the thread. I am sad to admit that this is something I would eat without a second thought. You would probably have to pry the fork out of my hand to make me stop. At which point I would probably continue eating with just my fingers.

 

How'd you know what it was like at the dinner table at my house?

 

At last, we all know what T-Rex crap looked like.

 

So, T_D, forget the serenade from the other thread. Bring me one of those bad boys, and that will win my heart over.