Maybe THIS Is The Beauty Contest Miss California Should Have Entered...

Apparently, Saudi Arabia has just *one* beauty contest. But it's not the swimsuit competition judges base their decision on.

And I have nothing against Miss California, but considering the answer regarding morals that she gave, maybe *this contest* is the one should have considered entering (I'm not serious about that point, but you get where I am going with this..I hope).

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2009/05/06/20090506ODDbeautiful-morals0506-ON.html

 

She has a unibrow and a wart on her nose, but she has beautiful morals!

 

yeah, I get it: Against gay marriage=being a citizen on oppressive country that makes slaves of women and stones homosexuals.

 

Q: What do the drunks shout at the Saudi Arabian strip club?

"Show us your face."

 

"Whoa, check out the scruples on her!"

 

In an unfortunate ironic twist, Miss Upper Riyadh won the Miss Congeniality Award but then was executed for having a hard time saying no.

 

hahahahahaha......that's awesome

 

Nice slit

 

You perv!

 

Yeah. NO ONE here was thinking it.

 

No, just you. Taliban members of this board thought it should have been a link.

 

I was wondering what happened to Ashleigh Banfield.