Nationals Fans Attacked by Free Sausages

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/19/AR2009051903336.html

The Nats declined to comment on any sausage failures, so I'll go by some first-person accounts. Screech came out on a Segway, as he always does for this promotion, and set up shop down the right field line. (The sausage shooter is used irregularly, but is a season-long promotion that has been used before and is scheduled to be used again.) This time, though, the sausages (wrapped in bun, foil and T-shirt, along with a flyer) weren't soaring into the stands with the majesty of a Roethlisberger bomb. This was the Danny Wuerffel version.

 

Did they follow that up with a huge hose spraying Yuengling into the gaping mouths of the fans?
Because that would have been cool.

 

I think they use the hoses to spray relish on them.

 

I like the cut of your jib.

 

This happened at a Jays game a few years back. Hot dogs exploding all over the fans.

Haven't tried it since.

 

Screech is a pretty stupid fucking name for a mascot too.

 

This Screech is pretty damn good.

 

Oh, the humanity!

 

Mikey just cried and he doesn't know why.
Moddy, OTOH, has a damn good idea why he is.

 

Why did I think first of the Brewers upon seeing this headline?

 

Where is Randall Simon when you need him