Who would be the We Are the World singers today?

Well, duh. Who has more disposable income than Juggalos?

 

What about John C. Reilly? I actually liked some of his songs from Walk Hard. He did a great job with "Mr. Cellophane" in Chicago too.

 

Tiffany, Taylor Dayne and Debbie Deborah Gibson weren't on We Are the World, so I would hope Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers wouldn't be on a new one.

 

I'd love to see MF Doom and Sage Francis involved.

 

I think there's a law requiring either a T-Pain or Lil' Wayne cameo in every pop song now.

 

30 Rock has already answered this question:

http://www.tifaux.com/2009/05/15/the-kidney-now-song/

 

I would have the Slipnuts in it.[/conan]

 

That's b/c none of them were recording when We Are The World was a hit.

I feel vaguely lame for knowing that off the top of my head.

 

I know one thing, we're not letting John effing Robinson handle the drums this time around.
Nice job, douchebag.

 

I hang my head in shame, but not as forlornly as you would have to. Man, Debbie has aged well. Tiffany, not so much.

 

Anybody but Brooke Shields or Kobe Bryant. Oh wait...

 

Who needs We Are the World when the only true charity event to bring the real rockers is right here (and BYH, Brad Gillis IS here):