To the idiot with the laser pointer ...

You're lucky Tony LaRussa didn't try to pull his team off the field after you shined a laser in the eyes of Lugo and Pujols. It's too bad the ushers didn't find you, confiscate your laser, then shine it in your eyes before banning you from baseball for life. Your home team was winning, why try that stunt now???

 

We oughta start a baseball thread.

 

Banned for life?

 

Chill out, he's not a drunk driver or anything.

 

You're just unhappy it had no effect, you ball-dropping Brew Crew fanboi.

 

If those assholes in Cincinnati hadn't been pointing a light in my eye, I would've caught that ball, dammit! Stupid ass Ohio River cities!

Since I'll bet you don't believe me, I got a pix of the light pointed at me. Top left to the middle ...

 

Those can be purchased at Wal-Mart.

 

Once upon a time I was juggling a notebook and a 35mm camera/80-200mm lens combo on a high school football sideline and had the camera up to my eye when some punk aimed a laser pointer right into the lens from the stands. I hope whatever little fucker did that has to live in a refrigerator box under a bridge now.

Evil fucking things that can be extremely dangerous in the wrong hands; of course, 95 percent of the time they <i>are</i> in the wrong hands. Whoever invented them should be sodomized with a cactus.

 

Solid.

 

Good call. Then again, the subject may have been the best part of the post.

I've never seen that before. I thought it was stupid and potentially dangerous. Carry on.

 

Somebody was doing it at Fenway just light night. He was found and ejected.

 

Huh. Philly and Bawston. Whodathunkit?