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Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County.

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 24, 2009.

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  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homepage/20090924_Animal-cruelty_charges_dropped_against_Burlington_County_cop.html

    But, whoa, whoa, whoa ...

     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 24, 2009
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  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    Our paper, right up the road from Burlco, ran the story when it happened. I wanted our hammer hed to be:

    COW MILKS MAN
     
    Songbird, Sep 24, 2009
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  3. Salisbury Steak

    Salisbury Steak New Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    cow milks man that is funy. if I wasnt riting book myself I wud have u right it.
     
    Salisbury Steak, Sep 24, 2009
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  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    Curious post, Mr. Steak. Are you related to Boots?
     
    Songbird, Sep 24, 2009
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  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    U got a way with werds. U shud rite it y'self.
     
    cranberry, Sep 24, 2009
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  6. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    As much as I would like to believe this occurred in Pennsylvania, it is actually in NJ.
     
    Pastor, Sep 24, 2009
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  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Re: Sex with a cow? You are good to go in Burlington County, Pa.

    Geez, cranberry, you totally misspelled so many words. I can't believe you're a professional journalist.

    And here I thought I respected your posts. Har-har.
     
    Songbird, Sep 24, 2009
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  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You are a man who is accused of sticking your penis in five cows mouths. ... and it doesn't make the list of your top two legal problems. You have to figure life isn't working out for him the way his parents imagined it.
     
    The Big Ragu, Sep 24, 2009
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  9. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    his parents are from Wisconsin, so it actually is the way they figured.
     
    Small Town Guy, Sep 24, 2009
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  10. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    9 posts ... y'all are slipping.
     
    Gutter, Sep 24, 2009
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  11. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    I can say it because in my hometown one of the more legendary guys was a man known as the horse fucker. Legend had it that he got caught with a horse at the county fair one year. By the time we were growing up, the poor guy was in his 80s and kids made horrible fun of him. Neighing sounds whenever they walked past him as he sat on benches throughout town. And for all I know it was a completely made-up story.
     
    Small Town Guy, Sep 24, 2009
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  12. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    So, let me see if I've got this straight: you can't fuck a cow, but trying to obtain a blowjob is ok here?

    Come to think of it, Evil, you should change the thread title: everyone knows a blow job isn't sex.

    Dude is lucky the cow didn't bite down or ol' Bessie wouldn't have been 'duped out of a meal'.

    And finally, is this the ulitmate Steak & BJ Day?
     
    Captain_Kirk, Sep 24, 2009
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