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I feel like I've gone through the looking glass.

 

I remember when I was 18, senior in high school, thought I knew everything.
Then I turned 19, freshman in college, and realized I didn't know shit.
Unfortunately, when I was 22, senior in college, I again thought I knew everything.
When I was 23 and unemployed, I realized I didn't really know all that much.
Then I got a full-time newspaper job and it was pounded into me that I didn't know shit. But I learned and got stronger.
Couple decades later, went from a suburban to a metro and realized that a lot of the stuff that was acceptable at smaller suburbans doesn't cut it at major metros.
Andy, you'll realize this someday. Remember, "live and learn." You haven't lived enough yet to have learned all that much.
I won't even bother lecturing you on how uncool it is to be a drunken pothead at 18.

 

Is your name Alice?

 

Just clicked on that myspace picture...and for a weird minute, I thought this was the Steve Phillips thread.

 

Which is compounded by posting message board on a Saturday night instead of being out with friends.

 

So, so solid.

 

Andy Auger was good at first, but then he went too far.

 

Used to be - maybe a year ago - a newbie would come on here and actually try and contribute something to the board a few times before going goon. I'm seeing way too much time wasted on three digit posters.

 

Which would be compounded by the empty half gallon of Skyy we drained sitting on my table!

My favorite sport is Beer Pong, I love it, you can't lose at that game!!

 

They all know how we do on the weekends!