Sports Editor, Mt. Vernon, Ill.

Yes and enjoy covering little Timmy's football game on Friday night in shitsville USA while your buddys are out in a real city getting hammered watching real sports. And as they try to get laid by big titted 23-year-olds and succeed, you can hope your small town wi-fi is working strong enough that you can jack it to Internet porn when you get home. But since you decided watching sports for a living is so awesome you get to go to Bob's Bar after work and hit on the 45-year-old bar whore with saggy tits and four kids because it's the only thing that resembles decent ass in the town, or maybe you'll get lucky and can attempt to bang the 22-year-old with one kid who has only dated four other yocals in the bar. Yes, all this to take that first step and maybe top out at $50,000 in your career for sports? Makes a lot of sense, considering sports truly mean so much. It's not like athletics, including professional baseball, were created by the upper class to distract the working class. People don't worry too much about their shitty paying jobs, declining home values and corrupt politicians when they're too pissed off that the Cubs lost again. Enjoy that first big career step my friends, enjoy.

 

Lions Suck - do you have a newsletter, and how might I subscribe to it?

 

Lions suck. This post did not.

 

Napalm.

 

I'm betting that there must be some big-titted 23 year olds in Mt. Vernon, Illinois, no? Sure, perhaps the rest of them is pretty big too, but, hey, you have to make do, right?

 

I think it did suck, actually. Funny I guess, but anyone this negative and miserable, is that way because of mostly their own doing.

 

That's f-ing hilarious! Bravo!

 

It's scrawled in blood on the back of a Denny's menu in some backwater town. Copies are 10 cents but you can still get it online for free.

 

Agree with the sentiment here, just without the abusive language. Why do people talk about this Todd Adams guy like we should know who he is?

 

Jeez, he posted earlier in the thread under his own name and I thought his opinion was worth something. Not a big deal either way. By the way, he's the SE in Fayetteville, N.C., and worked in Illinois for years.