Porn degenerates mourn: RIP Bob Guccione

In purgatory, the only skin mag is Penthouse. Heaven is for Playboy.

 

If anyone could wrangle a three-way between those two and himself, it's Bob Guccione. Just didn't think it would happen like this.

 

Sorry, a slimy porn publisher does NOT qualify as the third celebrity, especially when Nos. 1 and 2 are beloved family entertainment icons.

 

to continue from the song ...
Fuck you, suck my fucking dick

 

It's moments like these when i wish heaven really existed.

 

I'm sure he never thought something like this would happen to him.

 

I stand corrected.

 

Yeah, he was just hanging around the frat house with his buddies, toking on some killer Colombian.

 

Antagonize me motherfucker!

God that song sucks.

 

Will flags fly at, uh, half-staff?

 

Mick Wall from Kerrang just felt his ears burning and he doesn't know why.

Anyway, I had no idea Penthouse was still around until I saw a copy in a gas station a few years back.

Rolling Stone ran a great story on Guccione some years ago.

As for Guccione Jr., I loved Spin in its early days, man they did some great stuff. I have come across old issues on the Google archive and it brings back some great memories of reading about the Blasters, Miles Davis and Buddy Rich among others.

 

"Bob Guccione, editor, Penthouse Magazine."
If anybody remembers his old radio ads, he sounded more like a mobster than any real LCN member.