Merry Christmas in jail for Charlie Sheen

i love Charlie Sheen.
Oh, wait ... I don't
But this story has legs.
And I wish spnited was here for this one.

 

Charlie's fucknuts out of his head, but it's hard for me to dislike the guy. I'm fascinated by his discretion. Howard got damn specific with his questions about Denise Richards' preferences in bed and the 'wedge arrangement' with the two 'goddesses.' Charlie hedged quite a bit on those. 'Let's talk about something else.' And seems to avoid specifics on a lot of questions. He's savvy enough with all the lawsuits, I reckon. Howard's a great interviewer. Perfect guy for Sheen to talk to.

 

I wonder if he'll call in again today. At this point, nothing would surprise me...

 

I don't understand. I don't understand what I did wrong except live a life you all got jealous of.

 

Holy God let this be true. Could it be?

 

Awesome.

 

Anyone know where I can score some blow? My blood needs tiger and Bree just did my last eight ball.

 

I have a 7-gram rock for you.

 

Give it here. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go

 

That's Rach, to you.

 

His Twitter account has over 840k followers after one day of being active. I think he really does have tiger blood.

 

So they weren't taken away because they were living with a batshit crazy, drug-addled father who is in a three-way with a porn star and a woman who is a spokeperson for illegal drug use? It was only because of a death threat?

Well, as long as it was something that got those kids out of there.