Petrino - not riding solo (and fired at Louisville)

”I see you're looking at bedding. How about I take you out in a corn field and make love to you on the cum-stained blanket in my car instead.”

 

"It won't take long, I have to save the Levitra for my wife."

 

Ok I like to look at the "who's on board" every now and then to see what the popular threads are. I came across this
gem:

freqposter 03:14:40 PM Viewing Moderator1's profile.

Moddy-- If you are currently at Barnes and Noble put down your book and get out of there

 

Ha!

 

Babs threw down the phone in disgust. "Why does he always insist on wearing that goddamn pink shirt? The white one is so much more flattering with his tan!"

As she entered B&N, an elderly woman was standing in the vestibule, perusing the cookbooks stationed on a side table. Babs gently pushed her aside.

She made a beeline for the poetry section. An older man caught her eye.

He was standing alone in the Nook area, stroking a massive erection.

"Hmmmm..." Babs thought. "He's cute!"

 

Does anyone even care what happens to Petrino at this point? This sideshow is entertaining as hell.

 

So freq is checking google earth for terrain, leaves visa cards in wheel wells, and redoes his android apps every time he steps in the front door... but he's texting 75 times a day? Like a freaking Tiger Woods!!

 

Petrino who?

 

Who's this so-called Petrino? Did Freq find her at the Barnes & Noble?

 

Holy shit, did that make me laugh.

 

I'm pretty sure he's at the shoe store. You know this, Boom.

Freqposter hasn't displayed any foot-fetish tendencies, has he?

 

It's even funnier if you read it in the voice of this guy: