All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

Well, Tebow did beat the Steelers!

But seriously .. seriously ... How can you justify that?

 

I watched part of the explanation, which focused on him being famous rather than what he actually did on the field.

But really, it's a joke, especially after saying Allen didn't have enough great seasons. If they're going to make pull a gimmick like that, at least stick him at No. 10.

 

Marv Albert?

 

If Marv has sex with Tim Tebow then we really do have a story.

 

Marv: This video should have all the proof you need
AshleyMadison president: Hmmm, this isn't quite what we had in mind
*picks up phone*
AshleyMadison president: Hey, quick question -- is a 10-minute anal fisting session followed by a spray of semen across the forehead legally considered intercourse?
AshleyMadison general counsel: The high court has a case on the docket, Jones vs. Anal Al Enterprises, but nobody's sure if they'll touch it. Just to be safe, and to avoid a possible gender discrimination suit, I'd say it qualifies.
AshleyMadison president: So it shall be. Thanks.
*hangs up phone*
AshleyMadison president: Congratulations, Mr. Albert, you've won.
Marv: YES! AND IT COUNTS!

 

There must have been a lot of highlights in black and white because the last 20 years or so have been pretty bad in terms of Heisman winners in the NFL.

and if Sanders wasn't No. 1 everyone associated with that show needs to be fired.

 

Was worried my laughter was going to wake the whole house up. Awesome.

 

Sanchez is a nice guy? Tebow will be the starter there in t-minus 3 games.

 

Personally, I think Tebow and his extreme showings of faith are a bit much. I can't stand it.

But here is a young lady who loves him sooooo much, she asked him to her prom.

He didn't respond, so she did this, per the Sioux City Journal story:

http://siouxcityjournal.com/news/gallagher-tim-tebow-fan-at-kingsley-pierson-makes-a-date/article_4221c7f1-64b4-57ac-a2db-d3f54800f9b7.html?utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=twitterfeed

Personally, it's just nuts to do that, I think. But, I guess she really loves him. I gather her friends were supportive.

OK, folks....Have at.

 

Oh, she is going to be a BLAST to have around in whatever college setting she ends up in.
That thing is going to be a hallway by the end of her sophomore year.
Barney's "Crazy/Hot Scale" is being applied here.
Rich, Hot, Sane...you can only 2. My guess here is daddy is well-off, because she ain't sane!