Make IJAG Smile And/Or Giggle Thread

Coach Brown plays corn hole almost every Friday night in his driveway getting drunk off his ass. He isn't out tonight, though.

In Coach Brown drawl with a beer in his hand on a Saturday afternoon not too long ago...

"93, I gotta take this call. It's Beamer and he is just wearing me out over a kid."

"Hey coach, how are you doing?"

 

Was Brown drinking? If not, GTFO my thread.

 

I was drinking...a lot...last night! Does that count if SJ wasn't up and working?

 

Note: Cupcake Vineyards cabernet sauvignon drunk out of a candleholder is not good. Well, it's the cab, not the vessel. But it's not good. Should have bought the 337.

 

One word: Amethyst.

 

Is that the stripper that IJAG had a thing for?

 

Oh, it wasn't a thing.

It was love.

Half a bottle in. My goal: Make it through my key lime pie now, mac and cheese later, and rest of the wine without hitting on Care Bear again.

 

Hey, if she's still reading that book, you could have lightning in a bottle.

 

You guys are boring tonight.

 

Well you know...work...and stuff.

 

Like I said.

 

This thread is supposed to make you giggle and since pictures of the male population of SportsJournalists.com with our shorts around our ankles are NSFW, we're out of material.