A Better Class of Losers Who Get Drunk, Naked and Crash Their Cars

Randy Travis was arrested in Texas after allegedly getting drunk, crashing his car and fighting with police when they arrived. Also, he was bare-assed naked when the cops showed up.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/08/randy-travis-arrested-dwi/

George Jones says to call him when you get arrested for a DWI on your John Deere tractor.

 

Given this was posted in Sports I thought it was gonna be SEC fans.

 

Also, it's perhaps not the most attractive mug shot I've ever seen...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/08/randy-travis-threatened-to-shoot-kill-kill-troopers-mug-shot-black-eye-dwi-arrest/

 

D_B

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/92180/

 

Well, no one got teabagged...

And I meant to post this in Anything Goes but didn't see the d_b. The mods can feel free to delete/lock this up as needed.

 

At least he has a shirt on!

 

This one has a much better thread title.

Second such incident lately for Travis, isn't it? At least the drunk part. He'd been found passed out in his car in a church parking lot following the Super Bowl.

 

The evangelical megachurch in my town has a Super Bowl party. I didn't know they came with beer. A drunk fuckup country star isn't exactly unfamiliar in American cultural history.

 

I did enjoy his appearance on King of the Hill, when he kept stealing other people's songs.

 

I would have thought he was a lot taller than 5-foot-9.

 

I've never really had the urge to drive naked.

 

Remember, the allegations are not proven in a court of law.
He was found outside the car. He could've been a passenger in his car, and an unknown driver could've crashed. Then Travis waited outside the car until police came. There is no law against being a drunk passenger in a car.
Maybe Travis was nude because he was concerned the car could've caught on fire.
(Or maybe he was wasted and crashed his car)