Random Thoughts the Third

Have you ever noticed how full her lower lip is? It's like a pillow for a penis.

 

She does have a nicely-shaped mouth, Vombatus.

 

I said stop it, CB. Anyhoo...

"Versatile's hand is Parris Island for a penis

 

Does anyone else have and actually use a stationery set? Or am I like Vincent Price in The Last Man On Earth?

 

There is an old friend of mine (in the journalism industry still, BTW) that loves stationery. I haven't seen her in probably 15 years and yet she still sends me nice letters randomly on the prettiest stationery. I once sent her a set for her birthday and when she called to thank me, I think she was crying a little.

She also sends me a postcard every time she spends the night somewhere away from her home.

I should buy some stationery and write her a letter.

But then again, we are both girls, so maybe we can get away with it.

 

LieslnTx, I use it when we send a thank-you to a couple after hosting us for a great drunken repast. Or after a job interview. It's thick, creamy paper. The kind you can hear the nib of the pen scratching against as you write. The ink settles in nicely. The wife said she was touched by it, that the handwritten note meant more than an e-mail or Facebook message.

And I hardly give a shit anymore if something isn't manly.

 

I delivered pizza many moons ago. On one delivery this really hot guy opened the door wearing cowboy boots, jeans, no shirt and a cowboy hat. Oh how nice it would have been if that one had ended like a porno.

 

Thanks for posting this. It somehow got me an ad with a hot chick in a blue dress and cowboy boots.

 

My former producer just posted this on facebook...and I'm too freaked out to respond:

"8 inches, 20 minutes"

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-plumbing-business-is-not-as-glamorous-as-the-p,10841/

 

There should be a radio station based on the Internet's biggest hits. Some professionally made music, some straight off the YouTube shit. Who wouldn't listen? Possible playlist: "Gangnam Style," "Call Me Maybe," "Hot Cheetos & Takis," "Never Gonna Give You Up," "Chocolate Rain," "Sister Christian," etc.

 

Great idea. I love Sister Christian.