BREAKING: Derek "Jetes" Jeter fractures ankle

what are you going to do, JA, scold him?
give it a rest. it's getting old.

 

It's been about four hours and still no Manky. He must be at the hospital, rubbing aloe on his ankle and kissing it all better.

 

Markakis? Really? He's a nobody. That's not karma.

ARod to SS, Chavez to 3b and the yanks win 8 of the next 9 games. ARod is WS MVP

 

Broken bones
Jeter 1
Trout 0

Trout finally met his match

 

Excellent historical reference.

 

i looked it up, Joe Morgan hit .125 for the series? What did he do to make Jesus angry?

 

What was his OBP? I think he once (didn't) read a book about how someone can contribute without hitting.

 

I have my answer. I was just going to ask when a player of this magnitude was lost for a majority of the postseason.

 

Obamacare would still cover it

 

Manky was spotted early this morning. He was looking a little rough.

 

It'd be fun to see A-Rod at short, just for the shitstorm that would follow.

However, I think Nunez should play there. As much as he sucks defensively, he can give the offense a spark when they really need it. Nix is just a roster-filler who contributes every once in a while.

 

So is A-Rod, at this point.