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XXX Tabletop Dining

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Moderator1, Oct 17, 2012.

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  1. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    I was thinking the same thing.
     
    Tarheel316, Oct 18, 2012
    #25
  2. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    "She can't get up at this time."

    Style points. 8)
     
    Riptide, Oct 18, 2012
    #26
  3. jackfinarelli

    jackfinarelli Well-Known Member

    I doubt that I am alone in this sentiment.


    My preference would always to be to eat on a table that did not have an ass-print on it. :p


    I am guessing that three scrubbings with Lysol cleaneer might prepare that table for the next customer.
     
    jackfinarelli, Oct 18, 2012
    #27
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    If they were smart marketers, they'd start running a special on bone-in entrees.
     
    LongTimeListener, Oct 18, 2012
    #28
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Or at least Ceiling Cat
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 18, 2012
    #29
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    We'll have to ask Derek Jeter
    [/crossthread]
     
    Batman, Oct 18, 2012
    #30
  7. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Re: Jeter has herpes

    Why? Are you suggesting Derek Jeter Has Herpes?
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Oct 18, 2012
    #31
  8. Derek_Jetes_Jeter

    Derek_Jetes_Jeter New Member

    I did not get them from a patio table. I mean, I don't have herpes.
     
    Derek_Jetes_Jeter, Oct 18, 2012
    #32
  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    No more calls please ... WE HAVE A WINNER!
     
    HanSenSE, Oct 18, 2012
    #33
  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    I'll have what he's having
     
    heyabbott, Oct 18, 2012
    #34
  11. turski7

    turski7 Member

    Fucked her with a parsnip and sold it to a family of four.
     
    turski7, Oct 18, 2012
    #35
  12. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I am pretty sure I saw this in a Herschel Savage movie. Or was it Tom Byron?
     
    Huggy, Oct 18, 2012
    #36
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