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Clear! Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies of Apparent Heart Attack

BTExpress said:
If he had sustained the heart attack while eating a salad at Sweet Tomatoes, we would be tiptoeing into the irony arena.

I respectfully disagree, BTE. There's no directly inverse correlation between salads and heart attacks. In fact, the vast majority of people who suffer heart attacks have consumed salads.

What does prevent heart attack is so elusive that the verdict is even still out on whether statins prevent them.

Heart disease is primarily genetic. Bypass surgery is proven to prevent heart attack, but if someone had a heart attack during bypass surgery, it wouldn't be ironic.

Heart attack seems like a very difficult thing to make ironic. That's why irony is so rare-- and it's why we so desperately need the police protection we have.

Someday I want to be deputized.
 
IP could only be one of two people on here. I would say three, but it ain't me, and I apparently don't truly know irony. :-\
 
There's really one one person who could be IP, the way he's written.
 
RubberSoul1979 said:
People, people, we're veering too far off topic. There's actually a restaurant that WHEELS YOUR LARD ASS TO YOUR CAR.
And if your fat ass balloons over 350 pounds, you eat free.
 

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