2012-13 College Basketball Running Cordial Discussion

Gonzaga and New Mexico as potential No. 1 seeds. I never thought I'd see the day.

I know the Lobos have perhaps the deepest overall resume in the nation according to RPI, but they don't have any marquee wins. They only team they've played in either of the current Top 25 polls is St. Louis, and UNM lost to them by 14.

 

New Mexico getting a top seed, and Indiana not getting a top seed, would be a rather delicious . . . .





Irony.

 

And given who is coaching the Lobos it means we may finally see a 16 beat a 1.

 

Kentucky's march to the NIT continues.

 

Make it four on the year after the win over UVA tonight.

 

Son, we tried to help you out the other day. God damn, son. You expect us to just look the other way here? Give a guy a break one day and he starts taking advantage of you the next. There's nothing ironic about Steve Alford coaching a team that is better than Indiana. It's coincidental. The expectations are irrelevant. You know this, and you're testing our patience. Well, not this time. Real Irony Police don't like to get dicked around. We're going to take you back and call your god-damned wife to have her pick you up with a nightstick up your ass and your thumb in your mouth.

 

Alford was heavily favored by many fans to be IU's coach when the job was open in 2001, 2006 and 2008. It is at least interesting if he ended up at a better place than those hallowed halls.

 

Son, "interesting" ain't "ironic." What, you think two words are the same because they start with the same letter? Motherfucker, I know you won't get "face," "foot" and "feces" confused when I shove my foot so far up your asshole your feces is coming out of your face.

 

Ah, reality rearing its head . . . not seen nearly-enough in this fanboi-dominated sport . . .

 

Tony Bennett and Jontel Evans piss down their legs at the end of a close game. Same as it ever was.

 

Virginia has some talent. What a disappointing season. Or do you just chalk the win against Duke as an aberration because Duke didn't have Ryan Kelly and so the real Virginia is the team you see losing to Boston College?