Favorite movie line?

Major T. J. "King" Kong:
"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

 

"I often wonder why you came to Casablanca."

"I came for the waters."

"Waters? What waters? We're in the desert."

"I was misinformed."

 

No. I am your father.

 

"You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your poolside with a million-dollar smile and fistful of pesos."

-Steven Seagal movie from 1994

 

"You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope. Some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now.
You just got your asses whipped ... by a bunch of goddamn nerds.
NEEERRRDDSS!"

 

If that plane leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe nor tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. ...

 

We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will be all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least one nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way.

 

Goddamn army.

 

That was great, but perhaps a bit long to be a favorite line.

 

More from M*A*S*H:

"Oh my God, they shot him!"

"Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop, that's the end of the quarter!"

 

That's a well-written (funny) line from a movie I probably haven't seen. I don't think I've seen one Seagal movie.

 

You are detectives. Go and detect.