2014 Pro Wrestling Thread

I've always wondered why there's kendo sticks underneath every ring in America.
Tables and chairs I can understand, even ladders, since they'd be needed around ringside or to help set it up. But why do they need kendo sticks?

 

One funny story from Zbyzsko's book was the match where he turned on Bruno, a stretcher was supposed to be under the ring. As Larry was ready to go out, he sees the stretcher right next to him. He points it out, then two refs take the stretcher, and right in front of the crowd, put it under the ring and tried to pretend that they weren't doing it. So a fan yells out, "hey, someone's going off on a stretcher!" The crowd buzzes, and Larry wrote that he wanted to smack himself in the head, or something.

 

That Ambrose scene was funny.

"Hey look, they're sending the cruiser weight division out to get me!"

"Are you guys real security? I thought I saw you guys last week as Rosebuds?"

And one from JBL after Rollins gets sprayed, "who's in there, Kabuki?"

 

WWE: Entertainment for Furries.

Gotta say, I never thought I'd be able to say I saw a wrestling match involving a guy in a bunny costume, a midget in a gator costume, another midget in a bull costume, and Jesse Jackson cheering for a tag team that includes a ginger -- all in one segment. Maybe over the course of a lifetime, sure. But not in one five-minute segment.
USA Network needs to submit this episode for Emmy consideration.

 

Welp, Big Show just started World War III. Should be fun.

 

JBl put it best. We needed the return of the Gobbledey Gooker.

 

Three divas matches in one show? I can't recall that ever happening before.

 

What happened?

 

He ripped down the giant Russian flag that unfurls when Rusev wanders out.

 

Isn't Ken Shamrock the guy that brought tap outs to the WWF?

 

It'll be really fun when they fight over the returning Adam Bomb

 

I turned over to Raw every chance I had while watching the Chiefs stomp a mudhole in the Patriots (and walk it dry).

It seemed every time I turned over, the focus was on HHH and Steph.

And I wonder why I even try.