The hardest I ever laughed was ...

That's pretty damn funny. Gotta watch that SOON!

 

I laughed so hard I got lightheaded about 10 years ago when my brother sang a line from what turned out to be a Weird Al song while I was eating Chinese food: "And the cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon."

 

At the paper I was at a decade ago, our IT guy gave us a blank sheet of paper, where you had to fill in the missing lyric to the song.....

I will never forget this as long as I live....

"Hotel California" by Eagles
"Warm smell of ________ rising up through the air....."

One of our writers writes in the word "Clitoris"......

I almost passed out from laughing so hard.

 

Recently: South Park this week.

"Gluten will make your dick fly off."

 

Sean of the Dead at the theater.

 

5. "What does a yellow light mean?"
4. Sitting at a window table in Harry Caray's with Jay Horwitz and friends while in Chicago in the '70s for a CoSIDA convention.
3. Dinner with Andy MacPhail, Ken Rosenberg and Phil Pepe & family in a Chinese restaurant in Caracas during a trip to play baseball in Venezuela.
2. The comedy play "Noises Off" on Broadway (not the film version).
1. Dick Shawn's closing bit at the Friars Club Roast of Pat Riley & the Lakers in Hollywood in '86.

 

Leslie Nielsen in the bathroom stall in one of the Police Squad movies while he's wearing a wireless mike.

 

this

 

Along those lines, Jeff Daniels on the can in Dumb and Dumber.

 

Oh yes

 

Along the Naked Gun lines was a one from Police Squad.
"We would've come by earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

 

From "Police Squad," and recycled in "The Naked Gun"

Well-endowed lady: "Is this some kind of bust"
Drebin: "Yes, it's very impressive. But we just need to ask you some questions."