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I dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Jan 29, 2015.

  1. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I'm a little confused about this sentence........

    "The delighted Dimitrova lost her balance and plummeted 65 feet — suffering a heart attack due to her injuries"
     
  2. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    At least she avoided the gruesome death caused by licking wedding invitation envelopes.
     
  3. So many undiscovered joke writers here.
     
  4. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Meh. They weren't American anyways so who cares...
     
  5. doctorx

    doctorx Member

    Actually, she never got to the point of saying "I do." At the risk of making people think this is a Marv Albert thread, shouldn't the title be "Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!"?
     
  6. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    She fell alright.
     
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The shock of the injuries caused her heart attack.
     
  8. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    In the words of Dionne Warwick, she'll never fall in love again.
     
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  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Why did he have to be such a heartbreaker?
     
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I said a little prayer for her..
     
  11. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    That's what friends are for.
     
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    She fell, in love.
     
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