A-Rod Apoligizes to His Fans

Just when you thought that he might finally be getting good advise comes this:

A-Rod issues hand-written letter of apology to fans | MLB.com

 

At least he didn't say "My fans" because I would doubt he has any left.

 

I don't have many nice things to say about the guy, but he has a nice handwriting.

 

This entire saga is too much to take. I can't take much more of it, can you?

 

Maybe he paid someone for that, too.

 

To the fans...

I AM A GIANT DOUCHE!

Love, A-Rod

 

Well, then he got his money's worth. If you're going to go public with a handwritten note, you need good penmanship so you don't embarrass yourself.

Now that you mention it, what would the reaction be if someone discovered that he got someone else to write it for him because he has bad handwriting? Headlines?

 

Three more years...

 

Can't he be impeached or something?

 

This is awful penmanship. All his "t"s are "b" with a line through them and he wanders back forth from print to cursive four or five times.

 

Plus the whole body of the letter slants upward toward the right corner of the page, giving you the false impression that his skills are going up instead of downhill.