Harrison Ford in plane crash

Maybe his trouser snake got out and caused some distracted driving on the course.

 

"I didn't know you could fly!"

"Fly, yes. Land...no!"

 

Kazakh terrorists.

Lots of people are Russian-speaking that are not Russian. As I'm constantly reminded.

 

First thing I thought of.

 

That plane belonged in a museum!

 

"Get off my plane!"
"But Mr. Ford, we're trying to cut you out of the wreckage."

 

That golf course is two blocks from the house where I grew up and right next to a park where I played lots of baseball as a kid. TMZ's first report said the crash was near the 18th tee. Well, it's a 9-hole course, so that ain't right. If anybody saw the John Cusick epic "2012," it's the golf course shown at the beginning of the movie when the destruction begins. Ford took off from the airport in which Cusick was trying to get to to escape the destruction.
Glad he's OK. Two doctors were playing golf and helped rescue him. I thought doctors played golf on Wednesdays.

 

"I didn't fly that plane."

"I don't care!"

 

LOL! Thanks, Batman!

 

When he was rescued by paramedics, Ford said something about Greedo shooting first.

 

Wanted for questioning:

 

"You call him Dr. Jones, doll..."