April Fools Thread

Good dude.

 

Scientists are funny:

http://home.web.cern.ch/about/updates/2015/04/cern-researchers-confirm-existence-force

 

More European tomfoolery: CERN proves The Force exists, Albert Hall outraged at Beatles 'holes' slur - Yahoo News

I particularly like this one:

"Commerzbank sought a solution to Greece's financial woes, saying Finance Minister Yanis Varoufakis had proposed a one-off licence fee of 1 euro on European Union users of Pythagoras’ theorem.

The resulting revenues from April 1, 570 BC to April 1. 2015 would be 107,443,980,002,362,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 euro at a compounded interest rate of 4 percent, it asserted."

 

It's official: Miles Morales to replace Peter Parker

 

This one is just dumb.

GM Makes Surprise Announcement – 240 mpg Chevy Amphibian - HybridCars.com

 

Sorry, y’all – the selfie stick era is over. Meet the selfie shoe! | Entertain This!

 

Doesn't this put women into, uh, a compromising position, in public?

 

Quite certain this is a hoax. Skyacking? Tandem scooter big air? Some of these are real "sports" but c'mon.

X Games to rebrand as Extreme Games - X Games

 

Ryan Reynolds talks about Deadpool. (Just have faith)

 

This one had a bunch of people up in arms...because they can't read and figure out the joke:

Lake Superior Water Headed to the Southwest - Word on the Street

 

You got a problem with that?