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First-world problems

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 3_Octave_Fart, Mar 6, 2015.

  1. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    I had a cookout Easter weekend and have had to eat nothing but leftovers for a week straight.
     
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  2. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    And if it's anything like our Sonic, the line was around the building and you had to wait like 15 minutes for your shakes.
     
  3. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Ugh! Having to eat the same thing over...and over....and over again.
     
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    A bacon bowl would be great. Especially if the bowl itself was made of bacon. Wh0 cares what's in it? Though broth may be messy.
     
  5. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Get on over to your nearest drug store!

     
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    That is a first-world solution.
     
  7. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Bleachers are so uncomfortable. I sat in some before the start of a softball game and it made my asshole fall asleep. Not my butt checks, my asshole. Let's just say that part of you going numb makes other parts go numb and you walk funny for a few minutes.
     
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  8. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Running your bucket list of places to visit dry.

    I have four three-day weekends with no plans, plus a big five-day holiday. I'm sick of Hong Kong. How is that possible?
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Side trip to New Zealand?

    Guess that really requires more than a three day weekend though...
     
  10. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    That's penciled in for Nov. 8-14
     
  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I don't know what you do, but the fringe benefits are awesome!
     
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  12. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

    It's still 10 degrees too cool to comfortably drive with the top down on my old-ass convertible.
     
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