Introducing myself

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Hello BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo, Our records indicate that you have never posted to SJ before. Why not make your first post today by saying hello and introducing yourself to our community in the Anything Goes forum?

Hello. I'm BYH 2: Electric Boogaloo. I have never posted on SJ before, thus, I am introducing myself in the Anything Goes forum. I like sports, '80s music, The Simpsons, writing about sports. '80s music and The Simpsons, BLOGS and long-lasting sexual encounters. I dislike salary caps and Mike Scioscia. I hope to become friends with all of you. Or at least most of you. (La la la edited because apparently nobody gets jokes anymore)

 

One thing to remember here: We don't give a fuck about your fantasy team.

 

You sound like a dickhead.

 

The sj tattooed conservative wing welcomes you.

 

STFU

 

Night Ranger is shit.

 

I don't know who you are. Huggy, but I don't like you or your music or your home country, assuming it is not the United States of America. Ahh hell, even then I don't like it. I am a liberal writer and thus hate America.

 

You had me until long-lasting.

 

Ron just stopped busting balls in the Great Beyond to smile like a boy again.

Either that or he's thinking "Jesus Fucking Christ, not this a-hole again.

"

 

I just got an alert that informed me I have two trophies. I've won more awards here in half an hour than I did in my whole life before that. I think I'm going to like it here.

 

You are a terrible human being.

 

Should any PR guys from New York like this thread?

Welcome back.