Hulkamania

"WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds as demonstrated by the diversity of our employees, performers and fans worldwide."

 

The mental gymnastic Baron must have to go through justifying WWE exploitation while excoriating all other corporations is, wait for it, ... AMAZING!

 

Zoinks!

 

"WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds as demonstrated by the diversity of our employees, performers and fans worldwide."

 

Gwnyeth Paltrow has seen much better days.

 

I'll bet folding money that you drink tea with your pinky out.

 

Actually, and this is how dumb they were back then, he was supposed to be portraying a dragon. They even took away his Ricky Steamboat name and had him blow fire from a torch.

On YouTube somewhere, he told a story of how he almost set a fan on fire because he drank too much of the lighter fluid and blew the fire over the audience.

 

Well, now we know what Hammond's mom looked like before she birthed him.

 

You definitely want to stop right there, or you'll be crying for real.

 

Who do you think you are? Dick Whitman?

 

"I catch you makin' fun of my mom...and I'll kill ya'..."

 

JohnHammond's parents go on their first date. A rebellious child, he was born with a disdain for all things wrestling that courses through his veins to this day.