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2015 Pro Wrestling Thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by schiezainc, Jan 1, 2015.

  1. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    Just so we're clear, Sasha Banks stole the show. #JustSaying
     
  2. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    #likeaboss
     
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  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Speaking of Divas, Layla's retiring.

    Her best stuff was with Michelle McCool, although after she got hurt and came back, they didn't really have much for her to do. Still, she was solid in the ring, and will be missed.
     
  4. JimmyHoward33

    JimmyHoward33 Well-Known Member

    Sasha stole the show on Tough Enough too. What a farce that's become, don't know why I'm still watching.
     
  5. Bradley Guire

    Bradley Guire Well-Known Member

  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

  7. MagoIL

    MagoIL Member

  8. nietsroob17

    nietsroob17 Well-Known Member

    Piper, Dusty, Macho and the Warrior. Imagine those pearly gates grudge matches.
     
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Piper would try to use the gates as a weapon.
    Dusty would get into heaven, then get kicked out and sent to purgatory five minutes later.
    Macho would sneak past St. Peter using Miss Elizabeth's spirit as a shield.
    Warrior, they'd let in no problem because they figure he's speaking in tongues and has the Spirit inside of him.
     
  10. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    <<Dusty would get into heaven, then get kicked out and sent to purgatory five minutes later.>>

    Dusty would put on a mask, change his name, and walk back in.
     
  11. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Dusty would get thrown over the gates, then come back in, and awarded his wings. Then he'd have the wings taken away from him by a second St. Peter.

    God, meanwhile would be calling Satan up, and offering him Piper for a wrestler to be named later because Piper would be too rowdy for heaven. Satan counters with Benoit. God hangs up.
     
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If Piper goes to hell, it'll probably look something like this ...

     
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