Random, 1 line observations aka a Larry King column

Just finished the author's notes on Harper Lee's sizzling new "Watchman." Don't keep us waiting 50 years on the next one, dearie.

 

The guy who invented mallomars deserves a Nobel Prize for cookies

 

Dave Parker was the man for a short period of time.

 

Talented Tony Orlando is going to be the next Elvis. Mark my words. Even if he is kind of ethnic looking.

 

You ever pass gas at the kitchen table and suddenly realize you've made a terrible, terrible mistake?

 

Why all the fuss about one dead lion? I once killed a meerkat at the Bronx zoon with a funnel cake. Things happen.

 

You don't hear much about the Bronx zoon anymore. I blame Larry King.

 

All this trade deadline hullabaloo reminds me, whatever happened to Rob Deere?

 

Between Bonds, Bonilla and Van Slyke - I'm going Van Slyke every time.

 

He's sitting at a bar, bitter and jealous at the success of his better-known brother John.
Rob Deer is giving hitting lessons to kids in Iowa.

 

Son of a bitch. Rob "Rain" Deer. Talk about someone who would either hit it 430 feet or not at all.

 

A shame about that Cecil the Lion. But it was really Glenda the Good Witch who carried The Wizard of Oz.