Random, 1 line observations aka a Larry King column

Judy Garland's kid sure can belt out a tune

 

If you're any kind of man, you hold your socks up with garters. Look sharp, America!

 

If anyone provides insight into the NFL better than Mike Ditka, sign him up

 

You can't go wrong choosing between Anne Murray and Helen Reddy. I choose both, of course!

 

For my money, the McDonald's Filet O' Fish sandwich is worth the extra 16 cents over their hamburger.

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Still don't know why Jim Croce, Harry Chapin and Gordon Lightfoot never toured together. A guy and a guitar is all you need.

 

Call me a sentimentalist, but there's no place like home when the subject is shitters.

 

You know, that Joe Louis is a heck of a prize fighter.

 

I'm not very good at Buddhist jokes.

 

You heard it here first, gang. This designated hitter fad has run its course.

 

You know you love someone when you take them to their colonoscopy and study the photos with them in recovery.

I didn't see her brain, but that's okay. Love her anyway.

 

They should announce a sequel to "Groundhog Day" and then just run the original again.