Sports editor -- Port Charlotte, Fla.

We on staff were told that Rick Nolte, last the editor of The Marshall County Tribune and the St. Augustine Record before that, was offered and has accepted this position.

 

Congratulations, Nick, er, Rick! Good luck.

 

Congratulations, Rick! Just promise us if anything happens, your mugshot will look a WHOLE lot better than Nick's.

 

There's a new sheriff in town! And his name his Rick Nolte. So y'all be cool. Right on.

 

That was Reggie Nolte.

 

I wonder how many times a week people get all over a guy named Rick Nolte.

Terry Seinfeld knows the feeling, too.

 

Who GIVES a goddamn what YOU like? You're just a crook on a weekend pass! You're not even a goddamn NAME anymore!