College Football 2016 Week 9 running thread

Pat Narduzzi wouldn't suck a fat dick.
Pat Narduzzi would give a hand job and say, "You better cum from this because I'm not changing my game plan."

 

Central Michigan (-13.5) vs Kent St.
Baylor (-3.5) at Texas
South Alabama (-5) vs Georgia St.

 

You hate to write off anybody in the first quarter, but Navy's not exactly engineered for 21-0 comebacks.

 

When I covered UCLA, it had an 8:15 p.m. start at Wazzu. Mal Florence of the L.A. Times was instructed to send his running story at the end of the third quarter and the desk would update it with the final score off TV. Wow.
On another UCLA trip to Pullman, I sat in that press box 2 hours after the game watching that digital thermometer down the way in front of the dorms drop to 28 before I was done writing. I knew I was done when I couldn't type anymore. Desk asked if I was going to do anything else, I said I couldn't because my hands were frozen.
And, I liked going to Pullman. I had cousins there. I got a home-cooked meal every time I went, just like my Mom used to make.

 

I love Sept./Oct. games in Pullman that start at 2 p.m. Stay in Moscow, Friday dinner at Gambino's, early Saturday morning walk through the Idaho campus, then head over to Martin Stadium, an under-rated gem, smack dab in the middle of campus.

 

The head ref in Fresno sounds like Peyton Manning's cousin.

 

NBCSN showed a Yale-Columbia game live opposite the World Series last night.

 

Cougs-Cal and Cougs-Arizona each may take 9 hours to play.

 

Tech @ TCU.
First team to 50.

 

I just watched 30 seconds of College Gameday. God, Corso is unwatchable. Get him off television, post haste.

 

Corso for college football is what Vitale was/is for college hoops. I agree it's time for him to be ushered off stage but he's not going anywhere.

 

Herbstreit had his kid on there with him, and Corso asked him when his birthday was......said his was the same day and kissed the kid on the hand.
I thought Lee was gonna ask the kid to reach into his pocket for a lollipop for a minute.