I admit it. I ...

"Think of the intellect it must take to draw pleasure from this activity. Hitting a ball with a crooked stick, and then walking after it. And then, hitting it again! I say pick it up, asshole! You were lucky you found the fucking thing. Put it in your pocket and go the fuck home. You're a winner! No chance of that happening. Dorko in the plaid knickers is going to hit it again and walk some more

"Let these rich cocksuckers play miniature golf. Let them fuck with a windmill for an hour and a half or so. See if there is really any skill among these people."

 

In honor of the postseason thread
....that I actually like Taco Bell food.

 

That's awesome Batman!! Being a somewhat "old guy", love to hear you (or anyone else) just living, doing things that you want to do, come what may.

 

Kudos on your bravery in sharing.

 

Still don't give a shit.

 

Crossthreading ...

There was a young Tiger named Liut

Whose date said, “It’s time to get to it!”

He grabbed her young hips

Then parted her lips

And hummed “Every True Son” on her clit

 

Bravo.
I bow in your general direction.

 

You would if you liked Taco Bell.

 

Well played.

 

... am totally intrigued by the Matthew McConaughey commercials. I wonder what kind of boost they've gotten because of him.

 

... am confused by those McConaughey commercials, though probably because the sound is always off when I see them.

... am confused by McConaughey's face, which seems 20 percent more narrow than it was a decade ago.

 

... know way more than I should about some truly grotesque murders. My wife loves true crime stories, whether in book form or on the tube, and I sometimes get sucked in. Working in the news biz for 30 years didn't help. We've had a few doozies around here in that time.